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The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.
No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.
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Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”
“Bitch, come get yo CLF”
To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.
This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
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Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.
For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"
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The deleicute art of forcfully putting your member (your pennis) in a female ass. Then putting the twins (your balls) in her baby hole.
Mike totally bannana walnut loafed his bitch last night
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When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.
Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.
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When you drop a warm loaf, usually solid, into your toilet.
"I just dropped a fat dej loaf in your toilet bro."
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