swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.