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Bob in a jonny, freeze, stick it up your arse
What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank
The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."
When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
1. Another name for prison or school.
2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.
Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.
A girl who is a try-hard whore. Dyes the complete shit out of her hair, cakes on make up like there is no tomorrow, and try's to steal other girls men. In the guy aspect, it is a boy who plays many girls at one time.
"Oh my gosh, Tara keeps trying to get with my man!"
"Yeah, and that's the third time she dyed her hair this month too, what a Shank Flag."
"Joseph has been telling me, Angella, Rylie, and Josie he wants to date us! He's a straight up Shank Flag."