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Telling a person you dislike and don’t to talk to, to get the f*** out of the way
Disliked person “hey joey”
Joey “move left”
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A term used to describe when someone has been irrecoverably ruined by a mad bar / insult
Teacher: Whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe
Gary: Holy shit he came at you with that hard left
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When a man goes to a womans house for the sole purpose of having sex, then leaving promptly after he alone has finished.
Betty: Can you believe it, yesterday Dave came and left!
Ann: Bitch!
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it means Right (the direction) because there can't be 2 Lefts
Person 1: Dude, the mens bathroom is on the left
Person 2: here?
Person 1: No man, the other left...
Person 2: ahhhh, i get it, you mean my right?
Person 1: yes...
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Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit
Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!
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when wearing and kind of shorts or pants that are not basketball shorts, the excess of the pants or shorts looks like a bonor
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The hand indians use to wipe their ass.
Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!
Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-
Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!
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