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A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.
Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!
A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
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When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.
Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.