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when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair
1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes
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a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
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One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).
Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!
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To aggressively lick or kiss a person.
"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"
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When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.
Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.
Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.
Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?
Both Girls: YES!!
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fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.
east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
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The instantaneous moment your tongue salivates from the smell or recognition of the scent of something spicy or the scent of a delicious previously had meal.
I was pouring sriracha in my cup of noodles, and the smell gave me the tongue sweats
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