top floor

Best-of-a-kind.

This car is top floor, "This car is the best".

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Cherry Topping

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it. Like a sundae, with whipped cream!

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it.

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Top & Bottom

Top and bottom obviously means a top and bottom bunk bed, duh. Tell this to all your pure minded friends, don't spoil them.. I mean of course it means a bunk bed!

Person #1 "Oh , who's top & bottom.

Person #1 "I'm top... Bunk!"

Person #2 "I'm bottom......Bunk.."
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top up

To add money to a cellular phone.

The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.

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Top Shotta

a jamaican term reffering to a ganster

Mad max is the number one top shotta in jamaica

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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

Top Sex

A phrase used to describe things (usually a person or object) of the highest quality.

"Max is top sex for doing all the work for us".

"That guy's car is top sex fosure".