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Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.
Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.
To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.
Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"
The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
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When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome
I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH
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when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.
"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"
A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk
"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."