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A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.
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a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
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A true word for a terrorist or a black person often they have very big beards and or a bomb on the chest
Dude:Its a poo in le towel
Man:Run he is going to blow
BOOM
Guy:Eww its raining shit
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When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"
Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off
To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.
Man, you really know where your towel is!
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Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.
Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.