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Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.
LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!
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1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you
1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster
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A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.
"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"
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1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.
2. A particularly Twattish person
3. A basket used to store twats in
1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.
2. Roger is such a twat basket.
3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.
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the female equivalent to cock block
Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!
Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.
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a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
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This is the conclusion to what happens when you fool around with your girl after handling or eating spicy peppers (ie: jalepeno, serrano, habanero, etc.)
Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.
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