Luci's best friend.
The coolest person EVER.
Virginia Green is so so so hot.
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ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
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most trash ass county in all of va full of meth addicts and potheads there deadass nothing desires walmart the schools have roaches also full of yee yee bois
literally anyone ever:where do u live?
greene countian:greene county virginia
anyone ever:ew why
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Those rockin' dudes you see in dem pimped out crown vics wifh dem bigass VHF antennas in the Commonwealth of Virginia
Frequencies Used By the Virginia State Police (not listing repeater input frequencies).:
039.5400 Statewide Intersystem
042.8600 Base Stations Point to Point
154.6650 Mobile to Mobile
154.6800 Special Protection unit
154.6950 Mobile to Mobile
158.9850 Base to Mobile
159.0000 Base to Mobile
159.1350 Base to Mobile
159.1650 Base to Mobile
453.3500 Mobile Extenders
458.3500 Mobile Extenders
Kshhhht, Fairfax, this is car 596, we got a 10-50 on the interstate.
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When one professes to live an impeccable life and then makes out with a girl... only to get peed on by her in bed. literally.
Wow Mike. We all really had a good time until that girl put the West Virginia Wobble on you.
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The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!
Right on!
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a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex
Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?
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