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waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009


Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain

We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017


Waffle Sauce

A codename for thick semen

He buttered those pancakes up with his signature homemade waffle sauce.

by Dirtyypete March 23, 2018


Conner The Waffle

Youtuber that "loves" bootlegs and fan games. His content is more on video games. He also likes waffles. (Of course, he would lol)

Person 1: Hey have you seen Conner The Waffle's new video?
Person 2: Whos Conner The Waffle
Person 1._.

by Kerplunk?! November 30, 2020


Flipping Waffles

Tophers Definition For Kinky Wild Monkey Sex In The Jungle.

I Love To Flip Waffles Atlest 4 Times A Week With My 6.5 Inch Penis!

by Anonymous April 26, 2003


twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup

derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle

by sexual bears March 01, 2010


wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004