A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.
Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.
Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?
Mike: Looks like real Chad.
Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.
Mike: Agreed.
informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."
Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe
Wakes a pro.
morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).
Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".
My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow
The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.
Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
The action of entering and exiting a discord call whilst being awake and having complete recollection of it.
Liam, yesterday you were totally wake-discording.