Random
Source Code
Random
Beating/jacking/whacking/jerking off while high on marijuana.
I just had a great weed wank bro. Felt good man.
11👍 1👎
Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.
45👍 10👎
Term used to describe a shit object, person, experience, place or feeling.
1. (when tired perhaps) damn i feeling like such a pile of wank
2. Dont trust claire she's a pile of wank
3. This film is a pile of wank
58👍 13👎
Normally referred to a very pleasurable sexual act performed by women on men. It involves the male sticking his throbbing red head between a womans cleavage.
1) Wow Claire has really big boobs i would love to shove my todger between those lush tits and tit-wank until i shoot my warm jizz in her face and on her boobs while she screams for more.
2) Tom was giving it to Sally in the garden and Sally responded by giving Tom a lovely tit-wank, the pervert next door name John was caught masturbationg over the lovely deranged couple.
3) My boyfriend pleaded me to tit-wank him so i grappled his cock and thrusted it between my juicy melons, he cummed and i lapped it up of my round tits.
110👍 31👎
Having a wank in a moment of anxiousness, fear or when your just plain shitting yourself about something. Its like a phsyical way of letting out your fear in one quick, easy step.
Dave: "I think they know about the body in your freezer Scott"
Scott: "Ahh!!"
Richard: "Scott'll be off to have a panic wank now. Haha"
Everyone: "hahahaha!"
20👍 3👎
Pleasuring oneself with the feet, whilst swinging in a tyre.
I'm off home for a banana, a few nuts and a monkey wank.
15👍 2👎
When you have watched porn on someones computer without their permission and they find out. Your friend takes the blame and says they have a wanking problem.
John: Fred I lent you my computer the over day and found a video of a gay gang bang.
Fred: It wasn't me.
Clive: It was my fault fred popped out for a coffee and I was watching it. I have a wanking disorder and I knock one out 12 times a day.
(John leaves)
Clive: I just took a wank bullet for you.
15👍 2👎