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after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.
i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.
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When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
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When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!
I finger jet skied that girl the other day!
When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.
Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.
Niggas who wear ski mask for no reason
“Why you got a ski mask on nigga u got no opps”
“Ski mask no opps”
A huge hill covered in ice-plant.
Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.
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Down Hill Skiing is a sexual possition where a woman places herself between two men and grabs there genetalia with each hand and pumps up and down in a wanking motion quickly over and over again.
"My wife went down hill skiing last night with me and my best friend, it was awesome!"
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