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Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.
One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".
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when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted
that nog goblin has never been as nog wasted as he is now
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When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
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Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.
"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"
I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!
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When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
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A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.
(ugly person walks by)
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
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The act of getting drunk off of a major sugar rush
Guy 1: Bro did u see anna last night? She was so sugar wasted!
Guy 2: No Way! So was Bridgett!
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