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sex weasel

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.

Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.

by Captain sex weasel November 18, 2013


cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.

She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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tit-weasel

A cuss, exclamatory in content, used to express annoyance.

Oh tit-weasels and strife!

by Ed, and Ian May 24, 2005

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Fuck Weasel

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.

Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!

by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

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Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grot Weasel

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick

1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."

by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008

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