exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.

Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.

Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.

Da Final Week

The Last week of ones semester, generally characterized but not limited to:

> Coffee
> Scantrons
> Pencils
> Pens
> Computerized Testing

And etc..

Known to mentally screw wit the best of them, known to make grown dudes cry on the 3rd floor of da lieberry, and also the prime time for a drive-by on a TA. Real talk.

Dude 1: What it do pimpin?
Dude 2: Chillin like a gremlin cuz .. Ey, you wanna get ratchet on Thursday night wit dem fine chics from Room 207???
Dude 1 : Can't bruh...
Dude 2: Maneeeee, that blows! Why not dog???
Dude 1: DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 2: Dang! Not DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 1: Yea pimpin.. If you need me you can find me at:

> Da Librareyyy - 1st floor, 2nd floor, 3rd floor, 4th floor?
> Up in PJ's Coffee
> Up in CC's
> Up in Starbucks
> At da Help Desk.
> At da Bookstore buyin up mo scantrons and bluebooks.

(Don't forget my pencil wit it!)

Dude 2: Oh, fa sho.. I got you a pen wit it too!
Dude 1: Preciate that mane.

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that is so last week

Not in style, old fashioned but in a sarcastic way.

That is so last week!! Look at her shoes!!

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Slap ass week

A full week for u to slap any girl/boys ass

Watch out it’s slap ass week hehe

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Exam Week Shadow

Often unsightly male facial hair growth resulting from multiple days of neglecting to shave due to constant studying for final exams.

-Are you trying to grow a beard?
-No, I just haven't had time to shave, it's my exam week shadow.

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teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

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