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When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.
"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"
"They're blue today!"
When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
An obese squirrel that has rabies.
Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel
The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.
Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.
To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.
Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)
"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"
A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.
Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles
Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”