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a great fucking place. Biggest city in America. One of the fashion capitals. Famous for great resturants. I was born in Manhattan but now I live in Jersey. Has five boroughs. Manhattan = What ppl call the city, cool as fuck. Brooklyn = Lots of swagger known for rappers. Bronx = Famous for Yankees and rappers. Queens = cool as hell, and the Mets. Staten Island = beaches.
I got love for jersey man but New York City is fuckin amazing. I LOVE NYFUCKINGCITY.
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A veteran prostitute; one who has had more rides and mileage than anyone else and knows their way around
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1. A once hockey dynasty, who now blows. The all mighty Islanders are so magnificent that they lost to the Rangers 6, count em, 6 times this past season. 2. A team run by a complete and total idiot Mike Milbury and a person who gives out free eggroles after each win. 3. The only team stupid enough to give up Zdeno Chara and Jason Spezza for Alex Ca$hin. Also lost players such as Bertuzzi, Luongo, Pallfy. see also, Fishsticks, annoying, unlikeable, Satan.
Hm, the Islanders ram dogs in the butt.
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One of the most scenic areas of the United States. IS NOT ALL HICKS. Has 4 metropolitan areas with over a million people.... Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany. We ARE NOT all bunkins. I live in a picture perfect suburb in which 65% of people age 25 and over have at least a bachelors degree. People from NYC like to make fun of upstate because unlike them, we weren't stupid enough to cram ourselves into a tiny area with no room to spread out. So what do they do? The try and invade upstate NY, with their huge suburban sprawl which has now spread into southern parts of Upstate New York. Also, we ALWAYS have to say that we are from "Upstate New York", rather than just say "New York" when we are visiting other areas, because EVERYONE thinks that all of new york state is like NYC, and they ALWAYS ask "why don't you have the accent" Holy crap, people in upstate new york don't have that idiotic "new yawk" accent, we speak normal. AND LONG ISLAND IS NOT PART OF UPSTATE NEW YORK, WHATEVER DUMB FUCK THOUGHT THAT UP NEEDS TO LOOK AT A DAMN MAP!!!!!!
Upstate people are much more friendly than NYC/Long Island people.
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when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.
"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"
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1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.
2. The New York Mets of hockey.
3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.
4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.
2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.
3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?
4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
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When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.
I love giving girls the ol' New York NES
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