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An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.
Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."
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something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.
guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*
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What Steve-o has tattooed on his ass.
Dude, I've got your name on my ass!
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An pathetic insult used by people who can't think of anything better to say and are very bad at grammar and say "your" instead of "you're" when appropriate.
Bob: Hey dude what's happening?
Chris: Fuck off
Bob: What have I done?!
Chris: Your gay!
Bob: Shut the hell up you retarded fuckfaced pussy unclefucking douchebag turd burglar!!!
Chris: Um... your gay.
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A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from your mom.
Person 1: I got an F on this test.
Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test!
Person 1: I saw something scary today.
Person 2: YOUR FACE?!
Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman.
Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman!
Person 1: You suck.
Person 2: So do you.
Person 1: Well...your mom.
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: Your mom's face!
Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!
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an easy come back, can be used anywere.
john: i pulled last night!
jack: mate i pulled your mum
john: fuck you my mums dead
jack: that didnt stop me having my way with her
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