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The friend zone, but for women. All men are willing to have sex, but commitment is a different ballgame.
I've been sex-zoned by this guy for the last 6 months. It's a 'situationship.'
I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.
The casino zone is a place which you can visit, in certain states of mind. It is infringingly similar to the casino night zone of sonic pinball fame.
'Dude last night I visited the casino zone. It was awesome.'
Referring to the areas of your body that make you giggle when rubbed up against someone else’s zones, in brief it’s your privates, your junk, your saucy bits
Some nudist: I have vowed to never constrain my giggle zones with earthy fabrics
Rob: ma’am this is a Walmart please put on some clothes I don’t care that you’ve decide to reveal your giggle zones to the world
When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.
Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.
Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
Similar to the friend zone the luigi zone is when you have romantic feelings for someone but they always seem to be involved with someone else, therefore making you the understudy for them.
You WOULD get the girl but it seems like “mario” got to her first.
Guy1: Dude I can’t believe I’m in the hecking luigi zone
Guy2: wtf is the luigi zone
Guy1: check the urban dictionary
*checks urban dictionary*
Guy2: I’m sorry for your loss
Noun - An area of recently resurfaced roadway on an otherwise ravaged highway that is smooth enough to manage a sip of your beverage without spilling it all over yourself.
Tom lifted the hot coffee closer to his mouth, anticipating the upcoming sip zone, for a much-needed draw from his morning brew.