A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy
Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.
A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.
They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.
A phanties guy is a male who is extremely down bad for someone, and will never get the hint of rejection no matter what. Phanties guys are usually very dull-witted, and prioritize receiving attention no matter what.
Man, this guy won't leave me alone, i tried everything!
Did you tell him you're not interested?
Duh, several times! He just won't leave me be, it's getting frustrating.
Well that's a phanties guy if i've ever seen one.
A cute nice sweet boy that all girls will fall for in a heart beat. Just watch he will blow your mind if you know a boy named guy never forget him you will regret it trust me you will.
Jayand Vishnu make a great couple
Jay and Vishnu both share the record for Gayest Guy Ever