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Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 14, 2020


monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 16, 2018


Bosnian Monkey Lick

The act of licking the shit and blood out of a girls ass and vagina while she is on her period

So what did you do to her Rhet
I gave her the ole Bosnian Monkey Lick

by Dabturkey69 May 13, 2019


Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.

Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!

by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013


The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 8, 2010


Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.

Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.

by Frenchie Free April 10, 2018


Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.

Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.

by Frenchie Free April 21, 2018