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femboy appreciation day
today you go to your femboy friend and appreciate them
guy: "yo its august 2nd, its femboy appreciation day. your cool bro"
femboy: "thanks :3"
It’s national incel day! If you were born on august second you’re probably a lonely incel that doesn’t go outside
person 1: hey this guy was born on august 2!
person 2: oh you don’t want to talk to him he’s probably an incel
we all know y’all had no balls round one so let’s get it for round 2! August 30th
“y’all it’s slap ass day round 2 let’s get itttt!”
"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
You can slap anything and anyone
Slap 2 people in ur room
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"