vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

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Fart Mohamad Sussy Balls

A way of saying your suspicious when your name is Mohamad

Bro ur such a Fart Mohamad Sussy Balls

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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

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Fart on my balls

To sit around and do nothing

“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls”

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fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

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nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

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