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The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
1. What gen Z calls their dominant hand
2. A cramp in your wrist from using your phone
-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.
I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.
I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"
When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando
“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”
When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.
She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.
I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.
Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.
Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio