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happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010


You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

by Deuces High March 10, 2011

89๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack-n-it-off

slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.

MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.

by chicken-face October 25, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Lumber Jack Duo

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm all right jack

Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.

A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".

by CathC June 22, 2009

138๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 9, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013