As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad
According to rule 2 i can do this
Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.
I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.
When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
A Houston rapper that died in 2016 from a gunshot near a gas station. He goes by the gov, pimpin chris, da Bossman and fat domino. His old persona was the wicked Buddha baby who influenced snoop dogg. He became the gov from 2001-2016
Person 1: What are you listening to
Person 2: Mr. 3-2
Person 1: The GOV
Person 2: Yes
On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)
"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"
2²
2^2
Deuce to the 2nd power.
The sort of dump someone might take that leaves people wondering if it was just one person who did that.
An epic-level shit.
He wasn't able to take a shit for days, but when he finally did, he didn't just drop a deuce, it was 2²!
It’s on ur body and by mens dick and woman’s vingia (were mens dick would be)I have it D:
me I hate pubic hair 2 it’s around mens dick and woman vingia it
pubic hair idc