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young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.
These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.
In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
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When a man attempts to shoot his cum in a woman's mouth, but the man is 20 feet away from the woman and at a social event such as a tailgate.
Did the Packers win?
Nah but Steve played corn hole cum hole with his wife at the tailgate.
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A person who has done something generally rude or mean.
A name used in a situation where you are telling someone off in the meanest way possible.
he is such a herpes infested cum bubble!!
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That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
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An insult generally meaning a nasty, red-headed person who frequently masturbates and leaves no time to clean up the mess.
Jt(a red-headed fellow) broke up with Addy so Addy called him a dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster.
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Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.
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The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!
John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
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