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1. A drink that after you drink it in the morning makes you poop, such as coffee or prune juice.
When I get up in the morning, I have to have my pooper juice.
A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.
Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!
Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.
This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time
misspelling of the word "gorgeous"
(over text)
man 1: "oh man my girlfriend is gore juice"
man 2: "you fucking idiot"
A term used to refer to someone who is "tough" out of nowhere.
THe school loser comes to school one day dressed all gangster and ready to beat up anyone who gets in his way.
He then drank his "toughy juice"
When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro