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when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.
I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.
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When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.
When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.
"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.
"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.
This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.
Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.
Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett
Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."
Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad
Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.
The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."