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taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"
Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*
an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins
jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god
When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.
Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.
A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:
BFDI REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“
FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
A version of the phrase oh my god that was correcred by auto correct while using a French keyboard