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Sucking the male genital in order to give one pleasure.
Giving head for male pleasure.
Julia,it's big brain time.
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A prison expression indicating that the speaker is about to commence a physical altercation upon the subject.
Leroy: You know what time it is!
Bubba: What-
Leroy: (hits Bubba)
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A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
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When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
It's peanut butter k-y jelly time
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The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well.
John ended up in the hospital last night because he stole a mans drink during Irish Closing Time.
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Ah good you're here. Let me continue. You have stolen my heart for some time now... And after a year of us being together through all of the shit we put each other through, I know that one day I want to grow old with you. I want to kiss you passionately even after I have a head full of grey and a bad case of dementia. Even then I'll know you're the one for me
Till the end of time<333 .... Till Death Do Us Part<3<3
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Do not form bonds with your fellow convicts while in prison.
"My lawyer fucked me," he said.
"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.
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