That one person who thinks he is cooler because he replaced the 4 in "2 cool 4 school" with a 3
You guys don't get me. I wear my shades upside down and i wear my jacket inside out. I'm 2 cool 3 school.
when mr O joins discord servers with nono content on them
Mr O is on those 2 discord servers again, hope he has fun...
The #1 rule when binge-watching a new TV Series that states you must watch at least the first two episodes of a show before deciding you're not interested in it and don't want to continue.
Person 1: You said you didn't like insert show?
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.
I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.
the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.
husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*