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a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
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the sound male masturbation makes
My man was caught stirring the mac n cheese in the shower last night, yo!
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A pun based on the phrase "Pleased to meet you". This "joke" is not very funny and people who say it are not funny either.
Adam: Cheesed to meet you!
DogCowy: :hamster:
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When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.
"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"
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when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin
is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA
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The white pasty crap attached to unusually hairy pussy lips. (Aptly named after the famed Mexican cheese that people died from after eating said tainted queso in the 1980's)
I gagged on some Jalisco Lip Cheese last night while diving.
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A big beefy nigger eats a big mac while spanking the meat with his dick cheesed meat
There is a Big Mac nigga dick cheese at mcdonald’s
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