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On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
A phrase usually used by a upper class white kid to replace the n word
What's up my racially challenged friend
Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
National Girl Best Friend Day is December 1st. On this day you should show great appreciation towards your girl best friend. Send her flowers, a thank you paragraph, or any other gift of appreciation.
Boy best friend: Whats today?
Girl best friend: Its national girl best friend day silly!
15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"