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The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.
Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.
Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.
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On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
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Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
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FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
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A phrase usually used by a upper class white kid to replace the n word
What's up my racially challenged friend
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National Girl Best Friend Day is December 1st. On this day you should show great appreciation towards your girl best friend. Send her flowers, a thank you paragraph, or any other gift of appreciation.
Boy best friend: Whats today?
Girl best friend: Its national girl best friend day silly!
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