john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
Another Name referring a Prostitute.
Why are you standing like a John?
Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.
"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"
The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people
Damn that guy has the penis of a John.
Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.
Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning