October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.
Person 1:send nudes
Person 2: no
Person 1: its october 26th
Person 2:ugh fine
On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
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International french kiss your crush day
A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??
A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.
My crush is October 26!!!!
National call Shane a pussy day.
A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.
it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.