national tøp forest fan fiction day where we celebrate josh’s c major lips, tyler growl teeth, sky blue hands and not existingness
“i’m feeling blue black” tyler yelped
“ack i’m T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D, it’s october 22nd”josh murmured
“you know what that means” tyler wispered
josh nodded slowly, “i’ll go get the lighter”
National scream PIZZA day!
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.
*you and a friend just walking down the hallway of your school* you: It’s October 22nd, PIZZA!
National day we’re girls give boys kisses and have to say who they like
"Oh its October the 22nd time to wee in a bush"
You must wee in a Bush October 22nd
the day hamas had enough of israel’s shit and decided to kick the country of zionists ass. unfortunately zionistland decided to call its buddies (usa, uk) to come help them spread more zionism, with the goal of eradicating palestine and replace it with zionistland
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Female cycle during the month of October.
I didn't have sex last night because of The Hunt for Red October.