Your mom

She is very good in bed

Your mom knows me

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

your mom

shes hot

Your mom is very hot. I am in your walls

Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

your mom

The greatest insult known to man

The elephants at the zoo were huge. But not as huge as your mom.