rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

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the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

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monkey toe bullshit

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

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Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

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Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

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give her the monkey

Presenting a fully erect cock to your girly. Then swifty blowing her mind.

My girl wanted me to Give Her The Monkey, if yeah know what i mean.

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Monkey Duck Boy

Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.

That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy

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