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americas answer to the Bieber Fever.
a disease contracted when a person hears Friday by Rebecca Black and can not get the annoying, badly sung, and badly written song out of their head.
That dumb song, Friday by Rebecca Black, is stuck in my head. I think i caught the Rebecca Black Plague!
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a phrase often used by african american males, and white teenagers.
It is there explaination for anyhting. ranging from bad grades to having a large penis.
Black kid = "yo mayne this cop be all up my grill , and i was all like damn man you trippin' cuz (because) im black."
White kid's use= "yo brother i got a b pluss on my test, i would have gotten an a but the teacher gave me a b because im black." *pause*" haha get it im not really black, but i was suggesting that the teacher discriminated me due to the color of my skin.....bahahahha....im white"
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A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
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Being in a neigborhood that you do not belong in.
Those two white boys in this hood are having a black hawk down situation
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While banging your female partner doggy style, you push your thumb deep into her balloon knot. Once she turns around to see what is going on, you rub your fecal thumb in and around her eye and pull out and piss in her face.
Last night, I tried to give my wife a Danny Glover, but her balloon knot was so tight, I had to settle for a black eyed pea.
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A white woman who is married to a white man but has a black lover on the side. She goes black because her husband has a small penis and she craves a big black cock in her pussy. She will occasionally still have sex with her husband because she loves him but she is crazy for her black stud and gets wet just thinking about him, which is most of the time.
Sarah is a black cock wife because Chris has a three-inch dick and she craves Jerome's 9-incher.
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A Netflix Original series that kicked off in 2013. Season 2 started June 6th at 3am. (I'm watching it now. Js)
Ok so, it's about a woman named Piper Chapman who's in her 30s and is sentenced to 15 months for transporting money for her drug-dealing girlfriend (over a decade ago). While in prison she reconnects with her ex-girlfriend even though she is engaged to Larry. Obviously, she has problems in prison because let's face it, it's fucking prison.
It's actually a really good series, so check it out.
OITNB Orange Is the New Back Netflix original series orange is the new black
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