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A genre of music with current affairs at its heart, a comedic tone and a catchy melody.
'Him and the Layers' are the world's foremost Topical Pop group.
One of my favorite moots on tiktok! They post really great content, and they are beautiful!
Girl 1: Have you seen no...pop’s new post?
Girl 2: Yeah! They are amazing!
A MOTHER FUCKING STONER who like to eat water and drink orange chicken.
“damn you smoked that whole blunt? its been 5 minutes!” “don't worry i'm izzy pop heneajane” “oh right you eat water and drink orange chicken”
A genre of music full of disgraceful people singing what they managers give them. Their fans praise them and see them as super-humans
Retard:Oh my god Taylor Swift and Drake are so talented Pop music is the best
Humanity:I want to die
The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
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a sacrilegious genre of music most known for its unironically mainstream lyrics, music video and fanbase. purely sacrilegious and lamentable.
" pop music, the epitome of art and culture " - twosetviolin
overused music that is played on the radio about 400,000 times in your parent's car, your bus driver car, and on your favorite radio most of the time. Sometimes they are even played in the wrong time like when your depressed while the radio is plays Ed Sheeran
Kid gets depressed inside the bus because he got bullied
Radio: now we are going to play pop music which would be Ed Sheeran Perfect even though its 3:00 PM!
Kid: Now I wanna kill myself