tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

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Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

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jacks wee wee bush

Its the bush jacksucksatlife pissed it when he was playing irl geoguesser

Jacks wee wee bush is in England... I couldn't think of anything better

jack bauer power hour

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

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national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

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Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.

Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!

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Pulls Like Jack The Bear

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.

Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"