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New Japan Pro Wrestling/NJPW.
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previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation
Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."
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Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.
Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)
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A game released by Nintendo for the wii in 2009
It is the second game in the new super Mario Bros series after new super Mario Bros on the ds released in 2006.
It is a 2d platformer that is very easy because of the Wii's casual targeted audience. It has eight normal worlds and a bonus world. In a normal world there is a few levels, then a mini castle midway, then a few more levels then a big castle. In world 4, 6 and 8 there is also an airship level. It can be played with up to 4 players. It introduces new power ups which are the ice flower, helicopter suit and penguin suit. It brings back the koopalings and Yoshi from super Mario world. It also uses motion controls in various parts of the game. If you get game over, you go back to the start of the world or mini castle if you have beaten it. However, it gives you an absurd amount of lives and the levels are so easy that probably won't happen if you are decent at video games.
It can be abbrivated to NSMBW
New super Mario Bros Wii is a fun game to play with your family
A new word has been published!
Publisher "DailyUrbanNews" gets 100 likes on his new post.
The weather today is sunny with a bit of clouds.
A plane crashes with half of the people dead including the pilot.
Putin is still not giving up on attacking Ukraine
Daily News | March 23, 2022
Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.
Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.
This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.
She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".
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To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.
"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"
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