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The hillbilly way to say beating your meat
Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall
When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.
Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
That catch phrase that grabs people’s attention instantly and can effortleslly work as an on-going communication platform.
Ce Pui 'N' Gura cand rasare soarele?
Yo, Presley did you see the new Balls N Jaws drop. Shits insane!!
SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment) Is:
When your significant other does not make you their priority. Their actions show that your relationship is not as serious to them as they claim. When they choose to give more focus on all other this except their significant other.
Me- Hey I texted and called you to see if you wanted to get lunch together on my break. What happened?
Her- Oh yeah, I’m sorry babe I forgot to hit you back. Sorry.
Me- You always do this I’m never a priority you always give me the SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment).
An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.
“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”
“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”