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Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.
I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"
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this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!
Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!
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To complete the ASL cum bucket challenge you much save your cum in a bucket for a minimum of 6 months, you then stand in your living room and proceed to begin filming. Once this has begun you must begin chanting “Cum” progressively getting louder, just before you pass out of light headed-ness you pour the bucket over your head and pass out. The challenge of this comes from waking up before anybody walks in and sees you. If found…you fail.
I walked in on my brother doing the ASL Cum Bucket Challenge. I was so jealous that he got challenged.
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A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!
The End...
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Where two guys go ball to ball for a cunt to suck their cocks at the same time.
Shelly wanted a double barrel cum shot, so she had Steve and me go ball to ball, that freaked me out. Then she sucked us both off at the same time. Well worth it.
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A male having red or orange colored hair that takes seamen loads on his body for enjoyment.
Matt Milliken and Carrot Top are dirty ginger faggot cum dumpsters.
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1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
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