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lazy cunt tax

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)

I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.

by John Laricat April 25, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Autistic Cunt Faggot

An Autistic Cunt Faggot is the most amazing person ever! She will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have 'blonde moments' but that's why you love her. She might be shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She will make a great girlfriend. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL(: She is crazy about one guy. And loves all of her friends. An Autistic Cunt Faggot knows how to cheer someone up when they are sad. She knows all the right things to say. You should always go to an Autistic Cunt Faggot if you need anything! An Autistic Cunt Faggot is usually tall. And is very athletic. All the girls wish they were her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot also has schwaag. And is very smart. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is very fun to be around and will always make you smile(: Even the first time you meet an Autistic Cunt Faggot you will love her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is just perff in her own way and listens to no one but her self. She knows right from wrong. And is just the definition of AMAZING! Make sure you never lose an Autistic Cunt Faggot, they are a one of a kind(:

I love hanging out with Autistic Cunt Faggot
Autistic Cunt Faggot is so pretty!

by Larry Ty February 23, 2019

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty cunt bucket

A general proclamation of disdain or dissatisfaction. Its first mainstream use was by the character Ari Gold on the HBO Series "Entourage".

<golf shot hooks off fairway> "Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!!"

by /. October 27, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.

That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''

by Terry O'Neill February 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty cunt hole

When a girl bends a guy over and fucks him in his "dirty cunt hole"

Baby I'm going to put this strap on in your dirty cunt hole.

by Mia Voluptuous April 22, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood

If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.

by Autobot5 June 13, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž