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percy 5 weedy joints and experience the phenomenon for yourself....
tee hee hee, that is some phat bud
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An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"
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A tampon with hot sauce on it, to be inserted into a person's rectum.
I got tired of my boyfriend asking me to put a finger in his butt, so I gave him a Red Hot Chili Pepper to let him know it had to stop.
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The deepest poems you will find in the galaxy, fuck, maybe even in the whole omniverse. Even the aliens couldn't come up with this shit man.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sometimes I like to put on my wife's dresses, and cry in the corner of my room.
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The greatest band in the world. EVER! Containing Anthony Kiedis, with his amazingly original singing-rap style, John Frusciante, i.e. God with a guitar, Flea, the greatest bassist in the world, and Chad Smith, who is an amazing drummer. Add that to their love for each other, and you get the greatest band in the world.
"Hey, you know the chilis?"
"Oh, the greatest band in the world?"
"Yeh"
"Yeh"
"Well they rock, dude!"
"Yeh, I know!"
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A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer
Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning
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A fantasy conjured up by Massholes and other New Englanders who actually believe Yankee fans watch baseball with an eye on beating Boston, while Yankee fans are primarily concerned with winning championships. In a true rivalry, one team wins more frequently than the appearance of Haley's Comet.
Hey, go Sox! We finally beat the Yankees with some half-assed fluke! This Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is really heating up - if we win 20 more championships and the Yankees don't win any, we'll be even!
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