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This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.
My pussy phat like Santa Claus
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When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball
So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!
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Sarcastic phrase uttered by superior basket-ballers when showboating amateur tries to make an impossible shot and fails miserably.
Did you see ____ try and make that full court shot?
Wade County? More like ____ County!
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A burger served on a sourdough bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"
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you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.
Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.
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the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed
see also: pop you open like a clam
"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."
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A very sweet and endearing phrase that simply means what is says
"You know I love you like a brother" "And I love you like sister"
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